plectro:

plectro:

pretty girls who think they’re ugly make me so mad like damn if you don’t want your looks I’ll take them thank you very much

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swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

(Source: meme-face1)

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

(Source: straighthater)

Stop shopping at Urban Outfitters.

overtheunderpass:

honeybeeprofessor:

DOnt shop at urban outfitters 

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they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at 

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they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute

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they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad

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they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it 

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they literally sold this shirt

PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS

WOW, Ew

tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

twelves-impossible-girl:

notsomolly:

“Eccleston was a tiger and Tennant was, well, Tigger. Smith is an uncoordinated housecat who pretends that he meant to do that after falling off a piece of furniture.” — Steven Moffat

I think we all know who that makes Capaldi.

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

luciferhasthebooty:

etnah:

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

What if they fall asleep by accident though?

then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof

(Source: sprout)

billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

(Source: billiondollarbaby)

ninjaotta:

angharadismyhero:

iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

Omg today when I woke up I was so confused that I couldn’t remember my first language and I panicked and literally screamed ‘But I dont even know how to speak french’ in english.

I’m german.

I am oddly glad that this can happen.

i’m laughing so hard omg

sakibatch:

mangocianamarch:

ahobbitcarol:

I CAN’T GET OVER HOW DRAMATIC THIS REACTION IS 

"oh look at me just casually doing a junket interview wHEN SUDDENLY NATURE AND ITS AMAZING POWER excuse me i must poem"

excuse me i must poem

(Source: im-sebastian-stan)

inories:

Explain to me how my room is always messy if the only thing I do there is sleep

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

elementarymydearloki:

idaresayihavetoomany:

ubernovalover:

stinson-scherbatsky:

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So, apparently Neil Patrick Harris exists in the HIMYM universe.

neil-ception 

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS THE DOPPELGANGER